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Bus Shelter

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Brian Bilston · 2015

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Bus Shelter

Brian Bilston · 2015

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Meaning

People stand at a bus shelter waiting for the bus with their number on it. Halfway through, the poem wonders out loud whether it's about buses at all, then gets on anyway, because it's warm and this one has wi-fi.

Who's it for

Someone who thought the fuss about dying was a bit much. Right for a commuter, a queuer, anyone who spent their life waiting patiently for things.

Brian Bilston

British · Around 56 years old

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Brian Bilston is a pen name, and his own publisher calls him the mystery man of poetry. He's written four collections and a novel that was shortlisted for the Costa First Novel Award, all for Picador, and more than half a million people follow him online.

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